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Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

Fact-Free Freelancing • 13 min read

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Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

Source: Wall Street Journal * Hotels are replacing traditional bathroom doors with sliding barn doors, frosted glass, curtains, and partial walls…

Michael Smith • 11 Mar 2026

"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

Source: ABC News * White House posted videos combining real Iran war footage with clips from Top Gun, Braveheart, SpongeBob, Grand…

Michael Smith • 09 Mar 2026

Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

Source: Wall Street Journal * Trump fired DHS Secretary Kristi Noem minutes before her Nashville speech after she testified under oath…

Michael Smith • 05 Mar 2026

Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Government Accountability • 13 min read

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Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Source: New York Times * FBI Director Kash Patel assigned full-time SWAT teams to protect girlfriend Alexis Wilkins, 27, an aspiring…

Michael Smith • 03 Mar 2026

Startup Called "Ventoscity" Hoping Investors Won't Google the Latin Root Before Series A

Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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Startup Called "Ventoscity" Hoping Investors Won't Google the Latin Root Before Series A

Source: Wall Street Journal * University of Maryland researchers created a wearable hydrogen sensor to track flatulence frequency and volume, with…

Michael Smith • 26 Feb 2026

President Graciously Offers To Acknowledge Women's Existence To Avoid Legal Consequences, Baffled By Rejection

Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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President Graciously Offers To Acknowledge Women's Existence To Avoid Legal Consequences, Baffled By Rejection

Source: The Loyola Phoenix * U.S. men's hockey won first Olympic gold in decades; FBI Director Kash Patel…

Michael Smith • 25 Feb 2026

Don Jr.'s Portfolio Companies Keep Accidentally Winning Hundreds of Millions in Federal Contracts

Corruption • 14 min read

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Don Jr.'s Portfolio Companies Keep Accidentally Winning Hundreds of Millions in Federal Contracts

Intel Inside, Trump Outside: The New Federal Mutual Fund…

Michael Smith • 24 Feb 2026

Denim in the Tub: A Practical Guide to the Trump Administration’s New Dress Code

Tragic Taste • 15 min read

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Denim in the Tub: A Practical Guide to the Trump Administration’s New Dress Code

Source: New York Times * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth posted a 315-pound bench press video to social media while the U.…

Michael Smith • 23 Feb 2026

Puck the Protocol: Kash Patel’s Taxpayer-Funded Tour of European Hooliganism

Government Accountability • 14 min read

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Puck the Protocol: Kash Patel’s Taxpayer-Funded Tour of European Hooliganism

Source: New York Times * FBI Director Kash Patel was filmed in Milan chugging beer and celebrating with the U.S.…

Michael Smith • 22 Feb 2026

Gravity: The Only Law Trevor Milton Couldn't Get Pardoned (But He's Working On It)

Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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Gravity: The Only Law Trevor Milton Couldn't Get Pardoned (But He's Working On It)

The Mafia Called: They Want Their Civil RICO Law Back Before You Ruin It…

Michael Smith • 19 Feb 2026

Look Ma, No Hands (or Brains): How I Prompted My Way Out of a Career

AIPocalypse Now • 16 min read

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Look Ma, No Hands (or Brains): How I Prompted My Way Out of a Career

Source: New York Times * Vibe coding" has arrived as a genuine paradigm shift. Technologist Paul Ford describes using AI…

Michael Smith • 18 Feb 2026

Fighter Pilot Free-Speech Flight School: Kelly Tutors Hegseth

Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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Fighter Pilot Free-Speech Flight School: Kelly Tutors Hegseth

Source: Wall Street Journal * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth censured Senator Mark Kelly and initiated a retirement-grade proceeding after Kelly appeared…

Michael Smith • 17 Feb 2026

"Just initial here, here, and here." Real reports on their "fender benders."

Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Startup Called "Ventoscity" Hoping Investors Won't Google the Latin Root Before Series A

Don Jr.'s Portfolio Companies Keep Accidentally Winning Hundreds of Millions in Federal Contracts

Denim in the Tub: A Practical Guide to the Trump Administration’s New Dress Code

Puck the Protocol: Kash Patel’s Taxpayer-Funded Tour of European Hooliganism

Gravity: The Only Law Trevor Milton Couldn't Get Pardoned (But He's Working On It)

Look Ma, No Hands (or Brains): How I Prompted My Way Out of a Career

Fighter Pilot Free-Speech Flight School: Kelly Tutors Hegseth

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