Tragic Taste • 13 min read • Gravity: The Only Law Trevor Milton Couldn't Get Pardoned (But He's Working On It) The Mafia Called: They Want Their Civil RICO Law Back Before You Ruin It…
AIPocalypse Now • 16 min read • Look Ma, No Hands (or Brains): How I Prompted My Way Out of a Career Source: New York Times * Vibe coding" has arrived as a genuine paradigm shift. Technologist Paul Ford describes using AI…
Tragic Taste • 14 min read • Fighter Pilot Free-Speech Flight School: Kelly Tutors Hegseth Source: Wall Street Journal * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth censured Senator Mark Kelly and initiated a retirement-grade proceeding after Kelly appeared…
Department of War • 13 min read • I’m Sorry, I Cannot Facilitate Violence, But Here Are Three Tactical Options for Capturing a Dictator Source: Wall Street Journal * U.S. military forces utilized Anthropic’s AI model, Claude, during a high-stakes January 2026 operation…
Corruption • 16 min read • Pete Hegseth Loses to the Constitution, Plans Appeal Against Gravity Next Source: ABC News * A federal judge appointed by George W. Bush blocked the Pentagon from punishing Sen. Mark Kelly—a…
Tragic Taste • 12 min read • The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It Source: Wall Street Journal * DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and special adviser Corey Lewandowski have reportedly created a culture of paranoia…
Tragic Taste • 13 min read • Cloud Computing Gets Literal, AI Headed for the Stars Tech Executives Propose Moving Pollution To Space Because Zoning Boards Are Annoying…
Tragic Taste • 13 min read • Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station Source: Wall Street Journal * The Trump administration is reportedly withholding $16 billion in federal funding for the Gateway tunnel project—…
Greed • 14 min read • Amazon Fires Head of "AI Enablement" to Prove AI is Officially Enabled Silicon Valley Pivot: "Don't Be Evil" evolves to "Don't Be Human or Expensive"…
Irony • 13 min read • Lobster Lady Finally Relaxes: Ocean Gets a Day Off From Her Scowl Source: New York Times * Virginia Oliver, known as the "Lobster Lady," fished off the Maine coast until age…
Tragic Taste • 14 min read • Epstein’s Frequent Flyer Program Finally Grounds a First Family Source: New York Times * After months of resisting subpoenas and labeling the House Oversight Committee’s investigation as a politically…
Tragic Taste • 11 min read • Gov. Says Operation "Wasn't Perfect," Immediately Nominated for Nobel Prize in Self-Awareness Source: Wall Street Journal * The Retreat: Tom Homan, Trump’s border czar, is withdrawing 3,000 ICE and CBP officers…