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Hegseth Implements Revolutionary Merit System Where Secretary Personally Reviews Every Black Officer's Term Papers From Grad School

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Bootlick and Trade • 14 min read

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Hegseth Implements Revolutionary Merit System Where Secretary Personally Reviews Every Black Officer's Term Papers From Grad School

Source: The New York Times * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth unilaterally removed four officers (two Black, two women) from Army one-star…

Michael Smith • 27 Mar 2026

Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

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Fact-Free Freelancing • 13 min read

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Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

Source: Wall Street Journal * Hotels are replacing traditional bathroom doors with sliding barn doors, frosted glass, curtains, and partial walls…

Michael Smith • 11 Mar 2026

"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

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Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

Source: ABC News * White House posted videos combining real Iran war footage with clips from Top Gun, Braveheart, SpongeBob, Grand…

Michael Smith • 09 Mar 2026

President Graciously Offers To Acknowledge Women's Existence To Avoid Legal Consequences, Baffled By Rejection

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Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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President Graciously Offers To Acknowledge Women's Existence To Avoid Legal Consequences, Baffled By Rejection

Source: The Loyola Phoenix * U.S. men's hockey won first Olympic gold in decades; FBI Director Kash Patel…

Michael Smith • 25 Feb 2026

Fighter Pilot Free-Speech Flight School: Kelly Tutors Hegseth

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Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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Fighter Pilot Free-Speech Flight School: Kelly Tutors Hegseth

Source: Wall Street Journal * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth censured Senator Mark Kelly and initiated a retirement-grade proceeding after Kelly appeared…

Michael Smith • 17 Feb 2026

Best Way to Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun is a Good Fruit Vendor

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Race to the Bottom • 16 min read

Best Way to Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun is a Good Fruit Vendor

Michael Smith • 16 Dec 2025

CIA Loses Nuke on Mountain, Shrugs for 60 Years

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Department of War • 15 min read

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CIA Loses Nuke on Mountain, Shrugs for 60 Years

Source: New York Times * Sixty-Year Blunder: In 1965, the C.I.A. and Indian climbers stashed a 50-pound, beach-ball-sized nuclear-powered…

Michael Smith • 14 Dec 2025

Crowdfunding Hate: The New 401(k) for Bigots

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Race to the Bottom • 16 min read

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Crowdfunding Hate: The New 401(k) for Bigots

Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 So, a former Cinnabon employee’s admission of racism has apparently triggered a six-figure donation wave,…

Michael Smith • 13 Dec 2025