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MAGA's Horseback Hero Trots Back to California After Minneapolis Learns His Green Coat Isn't Bulletproof
Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 It takes a special kind of talent to get banned from a Speedway gas station and…
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CIA Loses Nuke on Mountain, Shrugs for 60 Years
Source: New York Times
* Sixty-Year Blunder: In 1965, the C.I.A. and Indian climbers stashed a 50-pound, beach-ball-sized nuclear-powered…
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Tina Peters Pardoned In The Metaverse, But Not In Colorado.
Source: BBC
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Presidential Proclamation: President Donald Trump announced he has issued a full pardon for former Colorado elections clerk Tina…
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All A’s on Physical, All Z’s in Cabinet Meeting
Source: USA Today
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* The Nap: President Trump appeared to struggle with staying awake during a two-hour cabinet meeting, repeatedly…
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US Institute of Peace Building Rebranded; Irony Placed on Endangered Species List
Souce: NBC News
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👀Blake Trapper: "And now, because contractually I must, let's hear from our thirteen resident…
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FBI Adds "Karaoke Security" to List of America's Critical Threats
Source: New York Times
* Subject: FBI Director Kash Patel is facing internal and external scrutiny for utilizing FBI SWAT teams—…