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Dodger Stadium Debuts $75 Cup, Discovers Exact Dollar Amount Where Nostalgia Meets Financial Self-Harm

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Dodger Stadium Debuts $75 Cup, Discovers Exact Dollar Amount Where Nostalgia Meets Financial Self-Harm

A $75 Shohei Ohtani souvenir cup sparked outrage, got discounted, sold out, then resold for $290. Welcome to the collectibles economy.…

Michael Smith • 31 Mar 2026

Software Company Demands Professional Tone on Internal "Outrage" Channel, Sees No Irony

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Software Company Demands Professional Tone on Internal "Outrage" Channel, Sees No Irony

Source: Bloomberg * Atlassian fired software engineer Denise Unterwurzacher in June 2023 after she mocked CEO Mike Cannon-Brookes on the company&…

Michael Smith • 16 Mar 2026

Gravity: The Only Law Trevor Milton Couldn't Get Pardoned (But He's Working On It)

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Gravity: The Only Law Trevor Milton Couldn't Get Pardoned (But He's Working On It)

The Mafia Called: They Want Their Civil RICO Law Back Before You Ruin It…

Michael Smith • 19 Feb 2026

The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

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The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

Source: Wall Street Journal * DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and special adviser Corey Lewandowski have reportedly created a culture of paranoia…

Michael Smith • 12 Feb 2026

Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

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Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

Source: Wall Street Journal * The Trump administration is reportedly withholding $16 billion in federal funding for the Gateway tunnel project—…

Michael Smith • 06 Feb 2026

JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

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JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 The Kennedy Center is now the Trump-Kennedy Center, proving that in Washington, if you can’t…

Michael Smith • 02 Jan 2026

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Do as I Say, Not as I Signed

Source: Propublica * The Accusation: The Trump administration is currently firing or investigating officials—including Fed governor Lisa Cook and NY…

Michael Smith • 09 Dec 2025

Kohler's CanCam Promises Privacy While Literally Filming You on the Can

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Kohler's CanCam Promises Privacy While Literally Filming You on the Can

Source: Ars Technica * Digital Defecation: Kohler has released a $599 smart toilet attachment, the Dekoda, which uses "optical sensors…

Michael Smith • 08 Dec 2025

"Garbage" Guy Receives Made Up Trophy for "Promoting Unity"

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"Garbage" Guy Receives Made Up Trophy for "Promoting Unity"

Source: CNBC * President Trump transformed the 2026 World Cup draw into a personal spectacle at the Kennedy Center, accepting FIFA&…

Michael Smith • 07 Dec 2025

Companies Borrow Millions to Buy Bitcoin, Shocked When Math Happens

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Companies Borrow Millions to Buy Bitcoin, Shocked When Math Happens

Source: Bloomberg * The Grift: Dozens of public companies that pivoted to "Digital Asset Treasuries"—borrowing massive sums to…

Michael Smith • 02 Dec 2025

The First Amendment, Now with Body-Shaming

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The First Amendment, Now with Body-Shaming

Source: CBS * Presidential Slurs: President Trump directed multiple personal insults at female reporters, using terms such as "ugly,"…

Michael Smith • 28 Nov 2025