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I’m Sorry, I Cannot Facilitate Violence, But Here Are Three Tactical Options for Capturing a Dictator

Department of War • 13 min read

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I’m Sorry, I Cannot Facilitate Violence, But Here Are Three Tactical Options for Capturing a Dictator

Source: Wall Street Journal * U.S. military forces utilized Anthropic’s AI model, Claude, during a high-stakes January 2026 operation…

Michael Smith • 15 Feb 2026

Pete Hegseth Loses to the Constitution, Plans Appeal Against Gravity Next

Corruption • 16 min read

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Pete Hegseth Loses to the Constitution, Plans Appeal Against Gravity Next

Source: ABC News * A federal judge appointed by George W. Bush blocked the Pentagon from punishing Sen. Mark Kelly—a…

Michael Smith • 13 Feb 2026

The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

Tragic Taste • 12 min read

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The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

Source: Wall Street Journal * DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and special adviser Corey Lewandowski have reportedly created a culture of paranoia…

Michael Smith • 12 Feb 2026

Cloud Computing Gets Literal, AI Headed for the Stars

Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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Cloud Computing Gets Literal, AI Headed for the Stars

Tech Executives Propose Moving Pollution To Space Because Zoning Boards Are Annoying…

Michael Smith • 07 Feb 2026

Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

Source: Wall Street Journal * The Trump administration is reportedly withholding $16 billion in federal funding for the Gateway tunnel project—…

Michael Smith • 06 Feb 2026

Amazon Fires Head of "AI Enablement" to Prove AI is Officially Enabled

Greed • 14 min read

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Amazon Fires Head of "AI Enablement" to Prove AI is Officially Enabled

Silicon Valley Pivot: "Don't Be Evil" evolves to "Don't Be Human or Expensive"…

Michael Smith • 05 Feb 2026

Lobster Lady Finally Relaxes: Ocean Gets a Day Off From Her Scowl

Irony • 13 min read

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Lobster Lady Finally Relaxes: Ocean Gets a Day Off From Her Scowl

Source: New York Times * Virginia Oliver, known as the "Lobster Lady," fished off the Maine coast until age…

Michael Smith • 03 Feb 2026

Epstein’s Frequent Flyer Program Finally Grounds a First Family

Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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Epstein’s Frequent Flyer Program Finally Grounds a First Family

Source: New York Times * After months of resisting subpoenas and labeling the House Oversight Committee’s investigation as a politically…

Michael Smith • 02 Feb 2026

Gov. Says Operation "Wasn't Perfect," Immediately Nominated for Nobel Prize in Self-Awareness

Tragic Taste • 11 min read

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Gov. Says Operation "Wasn't Perfect," Immediately Nominated for Nobel Prize in Self-Awareness

Source: Wall Street Journal * The Retreat: Tom Homan, Trump’s border czar, is withdrawing 3,000 ICE and CBP officers…

Michael Smith • 29 Jan 2026

MAGA's Horseback Hero Trots Back to California After Minneapolis Learns His Green Coat Isn't Bulletproof

Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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MAGA's Horseback Hero Trots Back to California After Minneapolis Learns His Green Coat Isn't Bulletproof

Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 It takes a special kind of talent to get banned from a Speedway gas station and…

Michael Smith • 28 Jan 2026

JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

Tragic Taste • 16 min read

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JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 The Kennedy Center is now the Trump-Kennedy Center, proving that in Washington, if you can’t…

Michael Smith • 02 Jan 2026

Fleecing the Flock • 15 min read

Dell Account: "I Spent $6 Billion and All I Got Was This Reddit Thread."

Michael Smith • 01 Jan 2026

"Just initial here, here, and here." Real reports on their "fender benders."

I’m Sorry, I Cannot Facilitate Violence, But Here Are Three Tactical Options for Capturing a Dictator

The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

Cloud Computing Gets Literal, AI Headed for the Stars

Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

Amazon Fires Head of "AI Enablement" to Prove AI is Officially Enabled

Lobster Lady Finally Relaxes: Ocean Gets a Day Off From Her Scowl

Gov. Says Operation "Wasn't Perfect," Immediately Nominated for Nobel Prize in Self-Awareness

MAGA's Horseback Hero Trots Back to California After Minneapolis Learns His Green Coat Isn't Bulletproof

JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

Dell Account: "I Spent $6 Billion and All I Got Was This Reddit Thread."

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