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Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

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Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

Source: Wall Street Journal * Trump fired DHS Secretary Kristi Noem minutes before her Nashville speech after she testified under oath…

Michael Smith • 05 Mar 2026

The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

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The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

Source: Wall Street Journal * DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and special adviser Corey Lewandowski have reportedly created a culture of paranoia…

Michael Smith • 12 Feb 2026

Gov. Says Operation "Wasn't Perfect," Immediately Nominated for Nobel Prize in Self-Awareness

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Gov. Says Operation "Wasn't Perfect," Immediately Nominated for Nobel Prize in Self-Awareness

Source: Wall Street Journal * The Retreat: Tom Homan, Trump’s border czar, is withdrawing 3,000 ICE and CBP officers…

Michael Smith • 29 Jan 2026

MAGA's Horseback Hero Trots Back to California After Minneapolis Learns His Green Coat Isn't Bulletproof

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MAGA's Horseback Hero Trots Back to California After Minneapolis Learns His Green Coat Isn't Bulletproof

Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 It takes a special kind of talent to get banned from a Speedway gas station and…

Michael Smith • 28 Jan 2026

Your Amazon Delivery Is Delayed Because of a Verb Conjugation

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Your Amazon Delivery Is Delayed Because of a Verb Conjugation

Source: Bloomberg * Sudden Enforcement: The Trump administration has weaponized an old federal requirement, allowing law enforcement to pull commercial truck…

Michael Smith • 10 Dec 2025

All A’s on Physical, All Z’s in Cabinet Meeting

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All A’s on Physical, All Z’s in Cabinet Meeting

Source: USA Today SUMMARY * The Nap: President Trump appeared to struggle with staying awake during a two-hour cabinet meeting, repeatedly…

Michael Smith • 05 Dec 2025