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Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

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Government Accountability • 13 min read

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Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Source: New York Times * FBI Director Kash Patel assigned full-time SWAT teams to protect girlfriend Alexis Wilkins, 27, an aspiring…

Michael Smith • 03 Mar 2026

Denim in the Tub: A Practical Guide to the Trump Administration’s New Dress Code

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Tragic Taste • 15 min read

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Denim in the Tub: A Practical Guide to the Trump Administration’s New Dress Code

Source: New York Times * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth posted a 315-pound bench press video to social media while the U.…

Michael Smith • 23 Feb 2026

Pete Hegseth Loses to the Constitution, Plans Appeal Against Gravity Next

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Corruption • 16 min read

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Pete Hegseth Loses to the Constitution, Plans Appeal Against Gravity Next

Source: ABC News * A federal judge appointed by George W. Bush blocked the Pentagon from punishing Sen. Mark Kelly—a…

Michael Smith • 13 Feb 2026

The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

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Tragic Taste • 12 min read

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The Department of Home-Wrecking Security: Blanket-Gate and the Pilot Who Survived It

Source: Wall Street Journal * DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and special adviser Corey Lewandowski have reportedly created a culture of paranoia…

Michael Smith • 12 Feb 2026

Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

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Tragic Taste • 13 min read

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Amtrak’s Newest Stop: Ego Central Station

Source: Wall Street Journal * The Trump administration is reportedly withholding $16 billion in federal funding for the Gateway tunnel project—…

Michael Smith • 06 Feb 2026

JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

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Tragic Taste • 16 min read

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JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos

Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 The Kennedy Center is now the Trump-Kennedy Center, proving that in Washington, if you can’t…

Michael Smith • 02 Jan 2026

Dell Account: "I Spent $6 Billion and All I Got Was This Reddit Thread."

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Fleecing the Flock • 15 min read

Dell Account: "I Spent $6 Billion and All I Got Was This Reddit Thread."

Michael Smith • 01 Jan 2026

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Ego • 11 min read

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Do as I Say, Not as I Signed

Source: Propublica * The Accusation: The Trump administration is currently firing or investigating officials—including Fed governor Lisa Cook and NY…

Michael Smith • 09 Dec 2025

"Garbage" Guy Receives Made Up Trophy for "Promoting Unity"

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Ego • 11 min read

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"Garbage" Guy Receives Made Up Trophy for "Promoting Unity"

Source: CNBC * President Trump transformed the 2026 World Cup draw into a personal spectacle at the Kennedy Center, accepting FIFA&…

Michael Smith • 07 Dec 2025

US Institute of Peace Building Rebranded; Irony Placed on Endangered Species List

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Ego • 10 min read

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US Institute of Peace Building Rebranded; Irony Placed on Endangered Species List

Souce: NBC News * * 👀Blake Trapper: "And now, because contractually I must, let's hear from our thirteen resident…

Michael Smith • 04 Dec 2025

The First Amendment, Now with Body-Shaming

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Ego • 11 min read

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The First Amendment, Now with Body-Shaming

Source: CBS * Presidential Slurs: President Trump directed multiple personal insults at female reporters, using terms such as "ugly,"…

Michael Smith • 28 Nov 2025